seventeen. gryffiindor. native new yorker with a horrible sweet tooth. i spend most of my time obsessing over wizards and superheroes and vampire slayers. once upon a time, this was a blog, but now it's just a train wreck; enter at your own risk.



diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

Track: Put That Thing Back Where it Came From
Artist: Billy Crystal & John Goodman
Album: Monsters, Inc
Plays: 2947

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Put That Thing Back Where it Came From - Monsters, Inc





orbitingasupernova:

homosexualwatercolors:

do you ever cry because you’re not british

tears of joy

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homovikings:

don’t want cash, don’t want card
want it fast, want it hard
don’t need money, don’t need fame
i just want to make a change



Denmark

katyissuperwholocked:

superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:

You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.

You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.

You receive free education.

You receive economic support while studying.

You enjoy free hospitalization.

You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.

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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG


HOLY SHIT









A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?

repelo-muggletum:

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givemetrills:

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